A tutorial

I have been married now for four of the most spectacular years of my life, and I am one of the lucky few who has truly found my soul mate. I can't describe how it feels to be blessed enough to have the rest of my life to spend with my best friend at my side.
Having said that, I felt I should disseminate everything I have learned about women over the past few years. Here it is for your edification, everything I know about women:






Did you get it all? Thats right, nothing. I know nothing about women. They remain as mysterious and hard to figure out as ever. Just when I think I know what I am doing, WHAM! Wrong!
I guess that is what makes life interesting. If they were easy to figure out it would be boring...